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Chelsea Handler

			"CATCH ALL NEW EPISODES OF CHELSEA LATELY WEEKNIGHTS at 11:30/10:30c!" Female 33 years old LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 11/11/2008

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My Horizontal Life
A Collection of One Night Stands

By Chelsea Handler

Library Journal Review
"Offbeat and laugh-out-loud-funny essays... smart, funny, and quick read."

Liz Smith New York Post
"Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is.she is too clever for words."

Laura Zigman, author
"In a word: hilarious. In two: absolutely hilarious. These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they're also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt."

Jay Leno
"Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer."

Jennifer Weiner, author
"This book is no-holds-barred hilarious."

Dallas Observer
"Chelsea just might be funnier than David Sedaris."

About.com
"Prime reading material for anyone looking to laugh their hiney off."

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Chelsea Handler's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Livingston, NJ
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Pisces
Occupation:	Writer/Comedian

Chelsea Handler's Clips

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Clips: 10

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Plays Today: 318

Excerpt from Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea

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Chelsea Handler Intro

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Chelsea Lately - Jillian Barberie Reynolds

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Chelsea Lately: Chelsea Makes her Funeral Arrangements

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Plays: 34868
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Chelsea Lately: Gene Simmons

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Plays: 118223
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Chelsea Lately - Tara Conner

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Chelsea Lately - Ali Landry

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Chelsea Lately - D.L. Hughley

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Plays: 12915
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Chelsea Lately - Chris Harrison

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Plays: 5825
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Upcoming Gigs

Nov 21 2008

8:00P

Terrace Theater

Long Beach CA

Dec 6 2008

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The Dodge Theater

Phoenix AZ

Jan 23 2009

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Carnegie Hall

New York NY

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rhea102	Nov 20 2008 11:38 PM Last log in 11-11-08? Where you at biyatch? I want to see clips from the out awards you hosted..were they filmed at all?Plus Nikka Costa was there...love her, she's so cool. Man I wish I could have been there to see two of my favorite people on the planet. Are they going to be on that LOGO network? Im asking as if Im going to get an answer..but what the hell.
$in$emiLLa®	Nov 20 2008 10:13 PM ..
Michelle	Nov 20 2008 9:49 PM Please make a trip to Atlanta soon! You will need 3 days here, because you will sell out quick!
Heather	Nov 20 2008 9:25 PM When are you coming to the ATL??
Kerri	Nov 20 2008 9:09 PM You are just truly awesome!!! Love your sense of humor, it's sooo cool! :)
InfinitelyVirtual.com	Nov 20 2008 8:15 PM Amazing!
linds	Nov 20 2008 5:56 PM just watched tuesday episode and may i say those were some sexy shoes Ms. Handler!
The Bush Devil	Nov 20 2008 5:53 PM
♥Script Gal♥	Nov 20 2008 5:44 PM Hello Chelsea! You are so fabulous! We really enjoy your show. We missed you in Dallas this summer. Hope to catch you in California some time. Hope you and yours have a very Happy Thanksgiving holiday! Ciao! Kate XOX
H€L€N BACK	Nov 20 2008 5:35 PM
IM LOOKING FOR THAT PRETTY WOMEN!	Nov 20 2008 3:38 PM In the past, the proper words have escaped me, and my innermost feelings have been kept locked away in the depths of my heart. No more for I proclaim to you, my undying love and eternal devotion forever. MEET ME AT BALLYS GYM ON HARPER AND 8 MILE AT 2:00 PM IN ST CLAIR SHORES MICHIGAN. ITS VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO EXPRESS TO YOU HOW MUCH YOU REALLY MEAN TO ME. I WISH I COULD DO THIS IN PERSON WHILE HOLDING YOU IN MY ARM'S GAZING INTO YOUR EYE'S TELLING YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. YOUR LOVE. I FEEL LIKE YOUR PART OF THE FAMILY. GOD YOU SEE RIGHT INTO MY HEART WITH THE STRENGTH OF YOUR LOVE. YOURE A MAGNET OF BLESSING HEALTH WEALTH AND HAPPYNESS. Your smile Your warmth Your touch Your caring Your charm Your humor Your wisdom How can I help but love you. True Love is boundless and immeasurable. Words cannot describe how much I love and care for you. Just as laughter is good medicine, so are hugs! Hugging is perfect for us! What does it do? Let's take a Look HUGGING CURES Depression, Reduces stress, Is invigorating, Is non fattening and my favorite, Its fully returnable! See how perfect it is! I encourage you to hug me today. HURRY.
Dina Fantastic (POVDV.com anal superstar) ADD ME!	Nov 20 2008 3:27 PM _________0________________ _______00_________________ _____000__________________ ___00000000000000000000___ _0000000000000000000000___ ___00000000000000000000___ _____000__________________ _______00____00___________ _________0__0000__________ ___________00__00_________ __________00000000________ _________0000__0000_______ ________0000____0000______ __________________________ ________0000000000________ ________00000000000_______ ________0000____0000______ ________0000____0000______ ________0000____0000______ ________00000000000_______ ________0000000000________ __________________________ ________0000000000________ ________00000000000_______ ________0000____0000______ ________0000____0000______ ________0000____0000______ ________00000000000_______ ________0000000000________
KoKoPeLli	Nov 20 2008 3:07 PM Chelsea:Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy. '
~ SEPIA ~ MAILMAN ~ STEVE ~	Nov 20 2008 2:34 PM HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND STEVE..)
~QUEEN BITCH~	Nov 20 2008 9:35 AM OK GIRL you r deffinately the f*ckin shit!!! You say it I love it. I think it n U say it sweet. I love bold people who don't hesitate to say what they got to say. Keep it goin I love it!! watch you every night well almost every night. lol YOUR FUCKIN AWSOME MUAH LUV U AND UR LIL NUGGET 2!!!!
The Charmed One	Nov 20 2008 9:02 AM chelsea!!! i cant get enough of ur show!! its like a rollercoaster without the barfing. keep doing ur thing girl!!
W/ an "E"	Nov 20 2008 7:59 AM Chelsea!! I spent my last $22.95 on your book. . . I need Jenny McCarthy's!!!!! I'll see you Friday night in Long Beach. . . row 10!!!
Jonathan	Nov 20 2008 7:58 AM Can I experience "hard?"
SugarBalls	Nov 20 2008 6:58 AM hey love muffin there is at least 3 spots open on your top friends and I pray you put my faggot ass in one of them! JJS
Erikita	Nov 20 2008 5:58 AM Love ya! You are freaking awesome!
♥ KETS ♥	Nov 20 2008 5:03 AM I want jenny's book..... But I am broke as a joke
Cadillac Cowboy	Nov 20 2008 5:02 AM I Love your smile!! & your teeth!! @,',stay beautiful--
Shann	Nov 20 2008 4:41 AM i fucken love you!!
Steve C	Nov 20 2008 12:50 AM Chelsea - An important warning.
who's bringing sexy back?	Nov 20 2008 12:12 AM I just wanted to say that I finished your second book and it is so fucking funny!! I love how "bitch tits" got you bumped to first class and how he was cat calling you in Costa Rica. When are you going to come out with another one?
Troy Beadles	Nov 19 2008 11:08 PM Happy Holidays!
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